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Deep-sea Creeps: A field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures)

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Your exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should have been left lurking in the murky depths of your Tinder messages – from The Self-Proclaimed ‘N...

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Description

Product ID:9781923049024
Product Form:Hardback
Country of Manufacture:GB
Title:Deep-sea Creeps
Subtitle:A field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures)
Authors:Author: Danielle Kraese
Page Count:96
Subjects:Dating, relationships, living together and marriage: advice and issues, Dating, relationships, living together & marriage, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Parodies & spoofs
Description:Your exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should have been left lurking in the murky depths of your Tinder messages – from The Self-Proclaimed ‘Nice Guy’ to The Egomaniac, and even The Ex Who Wanted To Break Up (But Wanted You To Do It). This hilarious oceanographic expedition is for anyone who’s cut a loser from their line, and will (hopefully) help identify the next creep before you reel him in.
Your exes as the creeps of the deep sea.

A witty and relatable book featuring the most curious creatures lurking in the depths of the dating pool.

From Hector, aka The Ex Who Always Reeled You Back In, to Theo, aka The Improv Star, the fishy suitors in this book are sure to have you laughing out loud and commiserating with your fellow dating pals.

Full of wit and complete with delightful marine illustrations, Deep-sea Creeps is the perfect gift for anyone who is all-too-familiar with the many slippery fish of the dating pool.
Imprint Name:Smith Street Books
Publisher Name:Smith Street Books
Country of Publication:GB
Publishing Date:2024-01-30