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Officially Retired: Hilarious Quips and Quotes to Celebrate Your Freedom

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Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. Put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting...

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Product ID:9781837992126
Product Form:Hardback
Country of Manufacture:GB
Title:Officially Retired
Subtitle:Hilarious Quips and Quotes to Celebrate Your Freedom
Authors:Author: Ted Heybridge
Page Count:160
Subjects:Quotations, proverbs and sayings, Dictionaries of quotations, Retirement, Humour collections and anthologies, Gift books, Retirement, Humour collections & anthologies, Gift books
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Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. Put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.
Cheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life.

Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements

Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.

Make the most of all your new free time with Officially Retired, a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:
- Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock
- The challenges of keeping up with technology
- The fleeing hair follicles
- Being the only person happy on a Monday

Perfect for anyone who wants to find humor in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.
Imprint Name:Summersdale Publishers
Publisher Name:Octopus Publishing Group
Country of Publication:GB
Publishing Date:2024-02-08