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      The Correct Order of Biscuits: And Other Meticulously Assembled Lists of Extremely Valuable Nonsense

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      A hilarious examination of life, the universe and biscuits in list form

      ''There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp''s exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists''
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      Product ID:9781398701724
      Product Form:Hardback
      Country of Manufacture:GB
      Title:The Correct Order of Biscuits
      Subtitle:And Other Meticulously Assembled Lists of Extremely Valuable Nonsense
      Authors:Author: Adam Sharp
      Page Count:192
      Subjects:Humour, Humour, Gift books, Gift books
      Description:Select Guide Rating
      A hilarious examination of life, the universe and biscuits in list form

      ''There is a theory that humans made lists before we invented writing. Adam Sharp''s exquisitely arranged, addictively witty book of lists is the reasons why. He is the poet laureate of lists''
      John Mitchinson, Senior QI Elf

      ''So much to disagree with in this book. And I mean that as a huge recommendation'' Richard Osman

      ''Very funny and highly addictive. Adam Sharp, you weird genius'' Russell Kane

      A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries
      5. Pss-pss-pss (England)
      4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)
      3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)
      2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)
      1. Bellowing "What''s new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa" (Wales)

      Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?

      Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they''re taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.

      In order.


      Imprint Name:Trapeze
      Publisher Name:Orion Publishing Co
      Country of Publication:GB
      Publishing Date:2020-09-17

      Additional information

      Weight258 g
      Dimensions205 × 135 × 22 mm