Description
Product ID: | 9780761185642 |
Product Form: | Paperback / softback |
Country of Manufacture: | US |
Title: | Toddlers Are A**holes |
Subtitle: | It's Not Your Fault |
Authors: | Author: Bunmi Laditan |
Page Count: | 176 |
Subjects: | Pregnancy, birth and baby care: advice and issues, Pregnancy, birth & baby care, Humour, Humour |
Description: | Select Guide Rating At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)Includes: ·The theory of toddler evolution ·Mealtime (AKA Hell) ·Your unraveling life ·And how not to die inside At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.) Includes:
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Imprint Name: | Workman Adult |
Publisher Name: | Workman Publishing |
Country of Publication: | GB |
Publishing Date: | 2015-04-07 |