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      Crap Divination: The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes

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      This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.
      A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

      This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks an...

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      Product ID:9780753734674
      Product Form:Hardback
      Country of Manufacture:CN
      Title:Crap Divination
      Subtitle:The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes
      Authors:Author: Dingleberry Marx
      Page Count:80
      Subjects:Fortune-telling and divination, Fortune-telling & divination, Humour, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Gift books, Humour, Parodies & spoofs, Gift books
      Description:Select Guide Rating
      This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.
      A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

      This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

      A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.

      But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.

      Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.
      Imprint Name:Pyramid
      Publisher Name:Octopus Publishing Group
      Country of Publication:GB
      Publishing Date:2021-10-14

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      Weight168 g
      Dimensions112 × 156 × 14 mm