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      Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

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      Fifty chicken recipes, each more seduct...

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      Product ID:9780385345224
      Product Form:Hardback
      Country of Manufacture:CN
      Title:Fifty Shades of Chicken
      Subtitle:A Parody in a Cookbook
      Authors:Author: F.L. Fowler
      Page Count:160
      Subjects:Cookery / food and drink / food writing, Cookery / food & drink etc, Cookery / food by ingredient: chicken and other poultry, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Cooking with chicken & other poultry, Parodies & spoofs
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      Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
       
      Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. 
       
      “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious.
       
      So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  

      And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.

      With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.
      Imprint Name:Clarkson Potter
      Publisher Name:Random House USA Inc
      Country of Publication:GB
      Publishing Date:2012-11-13

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      Weight614 g
      Dimensions184 × 233 × 22 mm