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| Product ID: | 9780007424979 |
| Product Form: | Paperback / softback |
| Country of Manufacture: | GB |
| Title: | How Not to Be a Professional Footballer |
| Authors: | Author: Paul Merson |
| Page Count: | 336 |
| Subjects: | Autobiography: sport, Autobiography: sport, Memoirs, Addiction and therapy, Advice on careers and achieving success, Gambling: theories and methods, Humour, Drug abuse in sport, Association football (Soccer), Memoirs, Addiction & therapy, Advice on careers & achieving success, Gambling: theories & methods, Humour, Drug abuse in sport, Football (Soccer, Association football) |
| Description: | Select Guide Rating An anecdote-driven narrative of the classic footballer's ‘DOs and DO NOTs’ from the ever-popular Arsenal legend and football pundit Paul Merson, aka ‘The Merse’. An anecdote-driven narrative of the classic footballer''s ‘DOs and DO NOTs’ from the ever-popular Arsenal legend and football pundit Paul Merson, aka ‘The Merse’.When it comes to advice on the pitfalls of life as a professional footballer, Paul Merson can pretty much write the manual. In fact, that''s exactly what he''s done in this hilarious new book which manages to be simultaneously poignant and gloriously funny.Merson was a prodigiously talented footballer in the 80s and 90s, gracing the upper echelons of the game - and the tabloid front pages - with his breathtakingly skills and larger-than-life off-field persona.His much-publicised battles with gambling, drug and alcohol addiction are behind him now, and football fans continue to be drawn to his sharp footballing brain and playful antics on SkySports cult results show Soccer Saturday.The book delights and entertains with a treasure chest of terrific anecdotes from a man who has never lost his love of football and his inimitable joie de vivre through a 25-year association with the Beautiful Game.The DO NOTs include:DO NOT adopt ''Champagne'' Charlie Nicholas as your mentorDO NOT share a house with GazzaDO NOT regularly place £30,000 bets at the bookie''sDO NOT get so drunk that you can''t remember the 90 minutes of football you just played inDO NOT manage Walsall (at any cost)How Not to be a Professional Footballer is a hugely entertaining, moving and laugh-out-loud funny story. |
| Imprint Name: | HarperSport |
| Publisher Name: | HarperCollins Publishers |
| Country of Publication: | GB |
| Publishing Date: | 2012-03-01 |
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